The scene: men’s bathroom at East Buffet a while back. My buddy and I enter, he goes straight to the urinal and I go to the sink to wash my hands, then head to the urinal.
Buddy: You wash your hands before peeing?
Me: Yeah, I had some of the chinese spare ribs and I don’t wanna touch myself with sticky hands.
Buddy: Oh ok.
Me: Plus I’m going to see Kim later [his sister] and you know how she hates Chinese foood.
Buddy: …
Me: *big grin*
Buddy: Asshole.
If he hadn’t started before me, I’m pretty sure he would have peed on me for my comment.
Surprisingly, I think I would have deserved it.
That’s hilarious.
That’s actually a sweet comment! lol