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Why You Should Never

PJay — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:17:30 +0000

..hookup with English girls.

A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover’s name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson’s upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

Play Nice

PJay — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:34:59 +0000

Nick Lachey says he is shocked by all the hype being made over his ex-wife Jessica Simpson’s new curves…”I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she’s happy – whatever size that comes in,” he tells Extra. “I can’t believe it’s this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. “

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President Obama is in Good Hands

PJay — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:00:29 +0000

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Halloween’s Gonna Suck

PJay — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:38:34 +0000

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Franks & Beans For All

PJay — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:35:25 +0000

Why you ask? Here’s 2 reasons why:

And the granddaddy of them all –

A cool half mill to go to a private college currently. I shudder to think what it will cost in 17 years, for 2. Possibly 3.

Something for nothing

PJay — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:22:14 +0000

When exactly did it become smart to reward kids for doing what they are supposed to do? You’re 12 – you eat, sleep, go to school, study and learn. That’s it. You shouldn’t even get a certificate for coming to school everyday – since legally, you *have to*!! And besides, you’re 12, what else are you going to do?!

The world truly never ceases to amaze me…

God Bless the British & $40 pizza

PJay — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:49:36 +0000

And their liberal ways.

Keeley Hazel Topless

Nuff said!

In news Stateside, I paid $40 dollars last night for two pizza pies. Granted 1 of the pies had extra cheese, but holy frikking moly!! I remember when $40 bucks would include 2 pies, some soda, a calzone and I’d get change back. Needless to say, we’ll be having pizza leftovers tonight and maybe even tomorrow night too!!

It’s Official..

PJay — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:34:45 +0000

Rhianna’s Umbrella has got to be the most covered song in recent memory…

Details, Details, Details!!!

PJay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:14:28 +0000

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That’s not my, hey, what the?!?!?!

PJay — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:56:10 +0000

A prime example of how you treat family:

[Tim] Buss, who had just driven the car to work, soon discovered that it had been demolished beyond recognition by some unknown perpetrators and brought to the ramp for him to see. He was aware that the pitchers liked to pull pranks, like a couple years ago in Mesa when they stole Will Ohman’s tires and left his car on cinder blocks. But this was no ordinary prank. The car windows had all been smashed in, the front, back and sides were all severely dented, and the smoking guns — a couple baseball bats and balls — were strategically placed in the windshield in case Buss wanted to get some fingerprints for the Mesa Police.
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After the workout ended, Buss was talking about the incident to reporters in the Cubs clubhouse when Dempster told him to “quit pouting” and come with him to the weight room to “see something.” From there, Buss and several pitchers walked out a back door and found a 2008 Nissan Xterra parked in the walkway.

The prank was complete. Buss was presented with a new SUV valued at around $25,000. While he sat in the driver’s seat in a daze, Carlos Zambrano got in on the passenger’s side and cranked the stereo, bobbing his head to the music.

“I thought they lost their mind,” Buss said. “I thought, ‘I’m going to have to call Dr. Phil and have a team meeting. I couldn’t figure out what they were doing.”

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